The Republic of Perfume River is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.433 billion Perfume Riverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Perfume Riverian economy, worth 106 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 43,790 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perfume River's national animal is the Kitsune.

Perfume River is ranked 110,452^nd in the world and 5^th in i love jon ossoff for Most Primitive, scoring -20 on the Scary Big Number Scale.