The Protectorate of Perno Tsomitee is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 665 million Perno Tsomiteeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnuo. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Perno Tsomiteean economy, worth 23.6 trillion Kroons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,540 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, Perno Tsomitee has designated Pärnuo as its capital city, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perno Tsomitee's national animal is the ESP Spy Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Perno Tsomitee is ranked 119,334^th in the world and 1^st in Perno Polls for Most Patriotic, with 14.49 flags saluted per person per day.