The Breakaway Socialist Utopia of Petrosyan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gurbanguly Malikguyyewic Berdimuhamedow with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.42 billion Tigrays are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanaqin. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigray economy, worth 887 trillion PIPIS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,190 PIPIS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Gurbanguly Malikguyyewic Berdimuhamedow share the same nickname, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Tigray resumés. Crime is totally unknown. Petrosyan's national animal is the Akhal-Teke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utügunism.

Petrosyan is ranked 241,239^th in the world and 1^st in Naatu Naatu for Most Authoritarian, with 405.36 milliStalins.