The Freshly Baked Metropolis of Phastia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.742 billion Phastians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Phastian economy, worth 323 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,186 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notoriously exclusive, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBP Governor goes house hunting, glamping Phastians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Phastian democracy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phastia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phastia is ranked 111,638^th in the world and 13^th in Warzone Sandbox for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.51 law-abiding acts per hour.