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The Black Dog of Phlebacite

“When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate” The Supreme Bas Mungo of Phleb

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Phlebacite

Population10.036 billion

CapitalFeersum Glass Cow
LeaderThe Supreme Bas Mungo of Phleb

Currencymarvin
Animallesser spotted humpbacked gnubradoodle

The Black Dog of Phlebacite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bas Mungo of Phleb with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.036 billion Phlebacitean Whitfurnooyabasses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feersum Glass Cow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Phlebacitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,229 trillion marvins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 421,392 marvins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,615,135 per year while the poor average 29,210, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

A third of Phlebacitean Whitfurnooyabasses are e-certified CEOs, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and builders across Phlebacite are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phlebacite's national animal is the lesser spotted humpbacked gnubradoodle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Phlebacite is ranked 6,149th in the world and 132nd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 117.59 quips per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thFattest Citizens: 108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thRudest Citizens: 217thHighest Disposable Incomes: 226thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 283rdMost Avoided: 284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rdLargest Insurance Industry: 383rdMost Secular: 456thLargest Retail Industry: 474thMost Patriotic: 504thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 511thLargest Mining Sector: 517thMost Efficient Economies: 761stHighest Average Incomes: 783rdMost Armed: 909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,027thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,760thLargest Governments: 2,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,318thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,976thNudest: 4,385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,466thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,700thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,735thLowest Crime Rates: 5,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,539thSmartest Citizens: 6,149thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,284thLargest Black Market: 9,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,589thMost Stationary: 12,892ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,784thMost Influential: 15,044thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,613th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, builders across Phlebacite are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, a third of Phlebacitean Whitfurnooyabasses are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Phlebacite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, The Supreme Bas Mungo of Phleb's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Phlebacite, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.

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