Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Chicken overlords
Population | 10.831 billion |
Currency | Money Donated To The Church |
Animal | Child |
The Theocracy of PHPK is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.831 billion PHPKians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant PHPKian economy, worth 99.1 trillion Money Donated To The Churches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,146 Money Donated To The Churches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Surveillance cameras are banned, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PHPK's national animal is the Child.
PHPK is ranked 20,700th in the world and 1,788th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,593.69663975572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.