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The Theocracy of PHPK

“It’s Time For Confession Children!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Chicken overlords

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PHPK

Population10.831 billion

CurrencyMoney Donated To The Church
AnimalChild

The Theocracy of PHPK is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.831 billion PHPKians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant PHPKian economy, worth 99.1 trillion Money Donated To The Churches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,146 Money Donated To The Churches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PHPK's national animal is the Child.

PHPK is ranked 20,700th in the world and 1,788th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,593.69663975572 days.

Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 3,554thMost Authoritarian: 4,774thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,961stTop
10%
Most Primitive: 15,494thMost Stationary: 20,700thMost Extreme: 27,204th
Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 226th in the regionNicest Citizens: 230th in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionMost Patriotic: 241st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionMost Inclusive: 307th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 369th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Secular: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 569th in the regionMost Primitive: 583rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 631st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 641st in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 1,014th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,042nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,128th in the regionMost Influential: 1,283rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,328th in the regionBest Weather: 1,391st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : PHPK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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