The Discovered Undiscovered Land of Phyroecia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Caéhn Gaéluskual O'Raól with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.182 billion Phyroecians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Runginhef. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The thriving Phyroecian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Phyroecian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,104 Phyroecian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Phyroecians believe manners maketh the leader, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Phyroecia's national animal is the Patagonian Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Phyroecia is ranked 61,180^th in the world and 131^st in Council of Asia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.