The People's Land of Pianuland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Iya Robal with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.69 billion Pianulandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klunrough. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pianulandian economy, worth 382 trillion space krownars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,678 space krownars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pianuland's national animal is the kraacepie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Interveropianulism.

Pianuland is ranked 13,564^th in the world and 11^th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,742.73 on the Societal Mobility Rating.