Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Protected Landscapes of Estonia
Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area
Population | 1.148 billion |
Currency | gamble |
Animal | gamble |
The Federation of Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.148 billion Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Areans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 68.7 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,805 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area to be bombproof, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 94,954th in the world and 66th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Black Market, with 3.29 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
- : Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area to be bombproof.
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Piiumetsa Landscape Conservation Area, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.