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The Greater Imperium of Pikasistan

“Si vis bellum, para bellum” Emperor Deathpikachu The First

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Gilgamesh

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Pikasistan

Population13.854 billion

CapitalPikapolis
LeaderEmperor Deathpikachu The First
FaithImperial Creed

CurrencyPikadollar
AnimalPikachu

The Greater Imperium of Pikasistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Deathpikachu The First with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 13.854 billion Imperial Pikasistani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikapolis. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pikasistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Pikadollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,191 Pikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, the internet has been placed under government control, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikasistan's national animal is the Pikachu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Creed.

Pikasistan is ranked 169,100th in the world and 2nd in Gilgamesh for Most Avoided, scoring 0.44 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 588thLargest Agricultural Sector: 670thHealthiest Citizens: 1,218thTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,527thBest Weather: 3,458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,083rdHighest Economic Output: 4,620thMost Inclusive: 4,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,890thSafest: 5,020thMost Efficient Economies: 5,046thMost Cultured: 5,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,959thMost Developed: 6,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,661stHighest Average Incomes: 6,860thLargest Governments: 8,002ndSmartest Citizens: 8,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,510thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,953rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,949thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,050thLowest Crime Rates: 14,348thLargest Populations: 14,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,733rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,887th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pikasistan agreed to construct embassies between Gilgamesh and The Council of Order.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Pikasistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.

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