The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.854 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,816 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,720 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 301,266^th in the world and 1,429^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,647.92 Standard Monetary Units.