The Trailer of Pimlico Tractor Girl is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 8.556 billion Pimlico Tractor Girlians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pimlico Tractor Girlian economy, worth 608 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,166 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimlico Tractor Girl's national animal is the beaver.

Pimlico Tractor Girl is ranked 118,277^th in the world and 1,065^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.89 law-abiding acts per hour.