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The Pimphood of Pimps Inc

“Achieve”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Cobalt Network

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Pimps Inc

Population14.406 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Howard Ratner
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.406 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,256 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 66,356th in the world and 7th in Cobalt Network for Most Average, scoring 42.08 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,368thLargest Black Market: 2,493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,645thMost Armed: 3,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,725thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,650thLowest Crime Rates: 4,719thHighest Economic Output: 5,013thMost Developed: 5,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,293rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,290thMost Cultured: 6,325thSmartest Citizens: 6,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,633rdLargest Governments: 7,630thHighest Average Incomes: 7,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,940thMost Efficient Economies: 8,958thTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,647thHealthiest Citizens: 10,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,316thLargest Populations: 14,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,128thBest Weather: 15,742ndMost Stationary: 18,023rdMost Secular: 18,267thMost Influential: 18,598th
Top
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.

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