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The Pimphood of Pimps Inc

“Achieve”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Cobalt Network

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Pimps Inc

Population12.827 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Upgrayyed
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Upgrayyed with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.827 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,537 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, Pimps are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and it is often said that only President Upgrayyed could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 3,001st in the world and 1st in Cobalt Network for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,016thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,725thMost Developed: 5,245thHighest Economic Output: 6,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,567thMost Cultured: 6,586thSmartest Citizens: 6,605thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,632ndLargest Governments: 7,760thLargest Black Market: 8,394thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,489thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,002ndRudest Citizens: 14,730thLargest Populations: 15,826thHighest Drug Use: 15,974thMost Secular: 16,359th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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