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The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania

“Honeydew is gross!” Noah

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Pineappleistania

Population5.601 billion

CapitalPineapple Pizza Poptropica
LeaderNoah
Faithpineappleism

Currencypineapple
Animalpineapple

The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.601 billion Pineappleistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple Pizza Poptropica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pineappleistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,439 trillion pineapples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 435,461 pineapples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,935,538 per year while the poor average 5,794, a ratio of 679 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and Noah spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pineappleistania's national animal is the pineapple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pineappleism.

Pineappleistania is ranked 2,067th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 97.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 226thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 275thMost Armed: 327thRudest Citizens: 344thMost Influential: 358thHighest Crime Rates: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 474thMost Efficient Economies: 487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 562ndFattest Citizens: 567thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 585thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 648thMost Avoided: 678thMost Secular: 694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 727thHighest Average Incomes: 777thLargest Insurance Industry: 838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,023rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,080thMost Cultured: 1,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,366thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,375thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,415thMost Extreme: 1,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,528thSmartest Citizens: 1,578thMost Politically Free: 1,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,727thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,821stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,879thHighest Drug Use: 1,908thMost Pro-Market: 2,067thMost Inclusive: 2,264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,638thLargest Retail Industry: 2,758thLargest Mining Sector: 2,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,940thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,586thLargest Governments: 5,530thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,813thHighest Economic Output: 9,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,820thTop
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Nudest: 15,173rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 124th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 270th in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 577th in the regionLargest Black Market: 595th in the region

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