The Federation of Pirita River Valley LCA is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 925 million Pirita River Valley LCAians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pirita River Valley LCAian economy, worth 52.1 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,371 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, Pirita River Valley LCAian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirita River Valley LCA's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pirita River Valley LCA is ranked 192,530^th in the world and 58^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Secular, with 16.16 Atheism Rate.