The Municipality of Pitt Meadows is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mike Macdonald with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.514 billion Pitt Meadowsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pitt. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The thriving Pitt Meadowsian economy, worth 299 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 85,282 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitt Meadows's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is church of the cosmic mike macdonald.

Pitt Meadows is ranked 240,835^th in the world and 7^th in big for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 491.4 on the Societal Mobility Rating.