The Passel of Pixies is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 11.005 billion Pixies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Pixie economy, worth 193 trillion Mosses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 17,622 Mosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Pixies's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pixies is ranked 85,384^th in the world and 4^th in Cymru for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.81 law-abiding acts per hour.