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The Theocracy of Pizza Invicta

“Divinitas et sanctitas in pizza continentur”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Gypsy Lands

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Pizza Invicta

Population555 million

Currencypizzacoin
Animalpizza

The Theocracy of Pizza Invicta is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 555 million Pizza Cultists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Cultist economy, worth 52.0 trillion pizzacoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 93,652 pizzacoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pizza Invicta's national animal is the pizza, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Invicta is ranked 270,878th in the world and 43rd in Gypsy Lands for Most Conservative, scoring 20.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,631stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,207thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,391stRudest Citizens: 7,014thHighest Crime Rates: 7,654thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,461stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,697thFattest Citizens: 10,130thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,749thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,947thMost Devout: 18,055thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,788thMost Armed: 24,060thLargest Retail Industry: 24,738thMost Inclusive: 28,778th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the region

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