Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: The Pizza Confederation
Population | 7.584 billion |
Capital | Pineapple-and-Hamburg |
Leader | Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese |
Faith | Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce |
Currency | slice |
Animal | anchovy |
The Little Caesarate of Pizzaburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.584 billion Pizzabourgeoisie are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple-and-Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Pizzaburguesque economy, worth 892 trillion slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,623 slices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 921,972 per year while the poor average 3,774, a ratio of 244 to 1.
Many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizzaburg's national animal is the anchovy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce.
Pizzaburg is ranked 120,893rd in the world and 1st in The Pizza Confederation for Most Stationary, with 293.04448606252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
- : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and Pizzania.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and The Region of Lost Pizza.
- : Pizzaburg rejected a request from One Collective Brain Cell for an embassy with The Pizza Confederation.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and Your local pizzeria.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and SpacePizza Coralation.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and Pizza hut.
- : Pizzaburg proposed constructing embassies between The Pizza Confederation and Pineapple Goes on Pizza.