Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Order of the Backassward Lotus
Population | 17.908 billion |
Capital | Pizzaville |
Currency | Baltok |
Animal | Pizza-hued Dragon |
The Republic of Pizzalandalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.908 billion Pizzalandalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaville. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Pizzalandalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Baltoks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,384 Baltoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzalandalia's national animal is the Pizza-hued Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Pizzalandalia is ranked 45,980th in the world and 1st in Order of the Backassward Lotus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.43 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Largest Governments.
- : Pizzalandalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.