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The Seismic Disturbances of Planet Argo

“Only Aquan mutation is designated by the surgo-records”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

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Planet Argo

Population7.514 billion

CapitalAqua-City
LeaderDomar

CurrencyAmbergris
AnimalSur-snake

The Seismic Disturbances of Planet Argo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Domar with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.514 billion Aquans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqua-City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aquan economy, worth 67.8 trillion Ambergris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,028 Ambergris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The first sword of Planet Argo does not run, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planet Argo's national animal is the Sur-snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Planet Argo is ranked 94,880th in the world and 77th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.52 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 3,150thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,148thBest Weather: 16,485thNicest Citizens: 23,467thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,720thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,679th
Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Planet Argo's influence in United Earth Space Probe Agency rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Argo, purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Argo, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Argo, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Planet Argo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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