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The Legitimate Targets of Planet Vendikar

“Your time is up, you renege on the treaty”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

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Planet Vendikar

Population1.774 billion

CapitalVendikar City
LeaderThe First Councilman

CurrencyGold-pressed Latinum Strip
AnimalCasualty

The Legitimate Targets of Planet Vendikar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The First Councilman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.774 billion Vendikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vendikar City. The average income tax rate is 43.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient Vendikan economy, worth 71.8 trillion Gold-pressed Latinum Strips a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,500 Gold-pressed Latinum Strips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, The First Councilman's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planet Vendikar's national animal is the Casualty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Planet Vendikar is ranked 74,003rd in the world and 33rd in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,992.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,198th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, The First Councilman's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Planet Vendikar was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Vendikar, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.

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