The Yes of Pogba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kylian Pogba with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.322 billion Pogbans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylian. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pogban economy, worth 150 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,594 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pogba's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serbian Orthodox.

Pogba is ranked 31,216^th in the world and 493^rd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 47.65 quips per hour.