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The Sigma Skibidi Toilet Rizz of Point Chayenne

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: 10000 Islands

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Point Chayenne

Population7.55 billion

CapitalNew Chayenne
LeaderWinslow Harper
FaithAgritholicism

CurrencyBread Token
AnimalWhite Swimming Eel

The Sigma Skibidi Toilet Rizz of Point Chayenne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.55 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,711 Bread Tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,798 per year while the poor average 27,760, a ratio of 27.0 to 1.

There is something rotten in the state of Point Chayenne, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.

Point Chayenne is ranked 345,162nd in the world and 699th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.64 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151stLargest Gambling Industry: 421stMost Ignorant Citizens: 902ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,151stMost Primitive: 1,176thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,331stBest Weather: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,501stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,227thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,491stMost Avoided: 2,624thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,368thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,694thTop
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Most Conservative: 21,114thLargest Black Market: 21,361stHighest Economic Output: 24,626thMost Patriotic: 28,366th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, there is something rotten in the state of Point Chayenne.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, bilingual Chayennans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, love is in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture.

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