Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Unproven
Location: 10000 Islands
Population | 7.55 billion |
Capital | New Chayenne |
Leader | Winslow Harper |
Faith | Agritholicism |
Currency | Bread Token |
Animal | White Swimming Eel |
The Sigma Skibidi Toilet Rizz of Point Chayenne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.55 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,711 Bread Tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,798 per year while the poor average 27,760, a ratio of 27.0 to 1.
There is something rotten in the state of Point Chayenne, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.
Point Chayenne is ranked 345,162nd in the world and 699th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 1.64 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
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Point Chayenne, train stations can be 'armful places.
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Point Chayenne, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom.
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Point Chayenne, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
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Point Chayenne, there is something rotten in the state of Point Chayenne.
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Point Chayenne, political shows are fit for purpose.
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Point Chayenne, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
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Point Chayenne, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
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Point Chayenne, bilingual Chayennans are viewed with suspicion.
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Point Chayenne, love is in the air.
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Point Chayenne, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture.