The Coastal Republic of Polyneslin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Burris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.015 billion Polyneslinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Love City. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong Polyneslinian economy, worth 61.0 trillion Bikinis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,116 Bikinis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and Alexander Burris has just been declared ruler of Polyneslin in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Polyneslin's national animal is the Flying Squrriel, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Polyneslin is ranked 252,181^st in the world and 117^th in Khulna for Most Authoritarian, with 350.86 milliStalins.