Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Sunset Shimmer
Population | 7 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | crocodile |
The Republic of Pony 4 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7 billion Pony 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.
The thriving Pony 4ian economy, worth 709 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,425 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 4's national animal is the crocodile.
Pony 4 is ranked 195,031st in the world and 458th in Sunset Shimmer for Safest, scoring 55.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, only those who apply can study applied maths.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 4, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.