The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of Poochlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.603 billion Poochlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poochville. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The strong Poochlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,880 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Poochlandia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poochlandia's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poochlandia is ranked 138,841^st in the world and 38^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.94 law-abiding acts per hour.