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The Home Improvement Retailer of Poopsadon

“More saving. More doing.” Craig Menear

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Home Depot

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Poopsadon

Population18.825 billion

CapitalThe Home Depot
LeaderCraig Menear
FaithHome Improvement

CurrencyHome Depot Gift Card
AnimalHome Depot Manager

The Home Improvement Retailer of Poopsadon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Craig Menear with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.825 billion Poopsadonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Home Depot. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Poopsadonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,051 trillion Home Depot Gift Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 215,209 Home Depot Gift Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,518,724 per year while the poor average 10,278, a ratio of 147 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into The Home Depot Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Poopsadon's national animal is the Home Depot Manager, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Home Improvement.

Poopsadon is ranked 5,783rd in the world and 1st in Home Depot for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,054.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Nudest: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 472ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 503rdHighest Crime Rates: 625thLargest Insurance Industry: 735thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790thFattest Citizens: 868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,046thMost Avoided: 1,061stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,105thMost Armed: 1,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,373rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,617thHighest Drug Use: 1,712thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,846thRudest Citizens: 2,057thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,707thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,474thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,497thHighest Economic Output: 3,732ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,276thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,536thMost Efficient Economies: 10,669thLargest Populations: 13,455thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,162ndSmartest Citizens: 16,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,670thMost Cultured: 21,599thLargest Black Market: 24,485thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,220th
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10%
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Poopsadon agreed to construct embassies between Home Depot and Raxulan Empire.
  • : Poopsadon agreed to construct embassies between Home Depot and Calexico and Mexicali.
  • : Poopsadon agreed to construct embassies between Home Depot and Northern Argaen Trade Organization.
  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poopsadon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Poopsadon agreed to construct embassies between Home Depot and The region of lands.

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