The République of Popaholick is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jacqueline St-Miquelon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.024 billion Popaholickans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Popaholickan economy, worth an astonishing 10,540 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 376,130 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown. Popaholick's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Popaholick is ranked 2,168^th in the world and 11^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 13,157.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.