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The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific



Population8.771 billion

CapitalPotatolandium City

AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.771 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,416 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, bris parties are all the rage, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 205,670th in the world and 9,054th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Influential: 655thSafest: 1,980thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,390thMost Inclusive: 2,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,489thMost Cultured: 2,629thNicest Citizens: 2,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,829thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,856thBest Weather: 2,871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,166thLowest Crime Rates: 3,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,812thHealthiest Citizens: 3,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,849thMost Developed: 3,981stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,596thSmartest Citizens: 4,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,406thLargest Governments: 5,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,544thMost Pacifist: 8,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,486thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,814thHighest Average Incomes: 11,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,801stMost Stationary: 14,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,859thMost Efficient Economies: 15,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,762nd
Safest: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 172nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 182nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 207th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 244th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 276th in the regionLargest Governments: 283rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 306th in the regionMost Stationary: 337th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 407th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 422nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 543rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 555th in the regionLargest Populations: 571st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 695th in the regionMost Politically Free: 750th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 769th in the region

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