Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: Hollow Point
Population | 9.981 billion |
Capital | Ocean Bluff |
Leader | Casey |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | coin |
Animal | zord |
The Sentai Team of PR Jungle Fury is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Casey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.981 billion Rangers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocean Bluff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Power Ranger economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,906 coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PR Jungle Fury's national animal is the zord, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
PR Jungle Fury is ranked 126,550th in the world and 8th in Hollow Point for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 921.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PR Jungle Fury was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : PR Jungle Fury was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : PR Jungle Fury was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in PR Jungle Fury, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government.