The People's Republic of Pradovnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dear Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.294 billion Pradovnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaflograd. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pradovnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,691 trillion Pradloks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,962 Pradloks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pradovnia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pradovnia is ranked 1,470^th in the world and 91^st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.98 on the Human Development Index.