The Golden Kingdom of Praenuntiur is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Iano Setrem with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.545 billion golden citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portum Auream. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Praenuntiurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,925 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Praenuntiur's national animal is the caiman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Praenuntiur is ranked 4,899^th in the world and 5^th in The Labyrinth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.98 law-abiding acts per hour.