The Constitutional Monarchy of Preneoz is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 165 million Preneozians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Preneozian economy, worth 10.3 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,150 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Preneoz's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Preneoz is ranked 141,817^th in the world and 14^th in Austin Texa storage for Most Extreme, scoring 19.7 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.