The Avatarian Matriarca of President Avatargirl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Giorgia Giulia Avatargirl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.265 billion Avatarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vistex City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Avatarian economy, worth 376 trillion Legal Avatarian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,431 Legal Avatarian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,354 per year while the poor average 15,186, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

Avatarian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the internal market is thriving, euthanasia is legal, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. President Avatargirl's national animal is the Phoenix Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

President Avatargirl is ranked 330,352^nd in the world and 235^th in The Bongos United for Most Cultured, scoring 38 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.