The Dominion of Primerhea is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Sylentear with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 918 million Primerheans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qapybarheus. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Primerhean economy, worth 51.6 trillion ⌽oins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,259 ⌽oins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, Primerhean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primerhea's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Primerhea is ranked 207,662^nd in the world and 432^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.