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The Empire of PRIMO ORDER

“We can get where we want!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Thaecia

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PRIMO ORDER

Population993 million

CapitalNew Order
LeaderAdam Grillo

CurrencyCredit
AnimalMarmot

The Empire of PRIMO ORDER is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Adam Grillo with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 993 million Supreme Emperors are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Order. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Supremo economy, worth 130 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,767 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, New Order Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PRIMO ORDER's national animal is the Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PRIMO ORDER is ranked 59,019th in the world and 103rd in Thaecia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 461.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,615thMost Influential: 6,224thHealthiest Citizens: 6,312thLowest Crime Rates: 6,482ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,654thMost Developed: 9,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,366thBest Weather: 9,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,781stTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,458thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,474thMost Income Equality: 12,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,287thLargest Governments: 13,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,192ndSmartest Citizens: 15,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,073rdMost Cultured: 16,625thNicest Citizens: 16,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,125thHighest Average Incomes: 18,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,786thSafest: 18,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,515thMost Secular: 21,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,878th
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Most Income Equality: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, New Order Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in PRIMO ORDER to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, much of PRIMO ORDER's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, there's a politician called Male Infant Baker.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMO ORDER, people caught mistreating PRIMO ORDER's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.

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