The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 15.291 billion Primoryaniki are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Primoryan economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,970 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primorye Oblast's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Primorye Oblast is ranked 323,918^th in the world and 1,230^th in Europeia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15.1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.