The Federal Republic of Princess CXLIV is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 380 million Princess CXLIVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Princess CXLIVian economy, worth 17.7 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,657 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Princess CXLIVian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess CXLIV's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Princess CXLIV is ranked 197,851^st in the world and 3^rd in European Onion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.66 law-abiding acts per hour.