The Free Land of Princess XLIV is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 362 million Princess XLIVians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Princess XLIVian economy, worth 16.9 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,785 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", citizens must pay to enjoy Princess XLIV's pristine beaches, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess XLIV's national animal is the Kitsune.

Princess XLIV is ranked 204,115^th in the world and 2^nd in Porinia for Largest Governments, scoring 10.58 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.