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The Free Land of Privatore

“Desperate, but not helpless.” Capitan Privatore

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population13.423 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.423 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,405 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,679 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Capitan Privatore Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 195,064th in the world and 7,969th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 382ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 397thSmartest Citizens: 520thRudest Citizens: 580thHighest Average Incomes: 715thMost Secular: 735thHighest Disposable Incomes: 845thMost Rebellious Youth: 879thMost Cultured: 996thMost Developed: 1,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,222ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,240thHealthiest Citizens: 1,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,368thMost Influential: 1,531stHighest Economic Output: 1,561stLargest Governments: 1,775thMost Efficient Economies: 1,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,871stMost Inclusive: 1,905thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,301stLowest Crime Rates: 2,466thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,612thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,785thSafest: 4,077thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,193rdMost Stationary: 4,902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,292ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,742ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,924thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,894thLargest Populations: 16,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,576th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionSafest: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 220th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 228th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 311th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 380th in the regionMost Average: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 436th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 446th in the regionNudest: 456th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 499th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 752nd in the region

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