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The Free Land of Privatore

“Desperate, but not helpless.” Capitan Privatore

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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Privatore

Population11.51 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore

CurrencyPriv
AnimalWeasel

The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.51 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 4,173 trillion Privs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 362,603 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Privatore, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 2,734th in the world and 88th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.54 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 196thLargest Agricultural Sector: 208thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 224thHighest Disposable Incomes: 331stRudest Citizens: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 611thHighest Average Incomes: 822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 841stMost Rebellious Youth: 892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 982ndSmartest Citizens: 1,019thMost Cultured: 1,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,385thTop
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Most Influential: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 1,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,070thMost Secular: 2,087thLargest Retail Industry: 2,210thHealthiest Citizens: 2,421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,625thMost Developed: 2,734thMost Inclusive: 2,743rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,035thMost Efficient Economies: 3,559thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,831stLargest Governments: 5,240thMost Stationary: 5,346thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,006thLargest Mining Sector: 6,914thLowest Crime Rates: 7,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,475thTop
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Safest: 8,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,307th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionSafest: 301st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Average: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 441st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 498th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Privatore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Privatore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Privatore.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Kingdom of Omiri.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 121 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Erinor, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Iristead, Factorim, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Wyatonians, Aywhyou, La Ascension, Escevola, Volaworand, Paranoia, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Catalunya Unida, Rebel-topia, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, New Briantown, Jaxon, Yellunstryer, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, and 71 others.Beepee, Freedwanda, Violent Peacenicks, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, Vincent Field, Anachronolandia, Shengtie, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Aguatania, Elveka, Atomic Garden, Saciu, Agalaesia, Lorora3, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Darbor, Xandev, USNE2018, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, North Prarie, Jahass, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, Ariankido, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Churumduul, Mew Nation, Pays de Loire, Qawe, Staubsaugen, Amerion, Wild Space, Great Africans, Lakalvesoman, The West Valley Mountains, Phanama, PenguinPies, German Hapsburg, P R of China, United Federated States of Omega, Rabbitz, BootJack, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Ave Gloriana, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Drystar, Upper Tyrconnel, Maeiland, Aurcania, World United, Ketathinamiri Islands, Invilgra, Higash, Ratoninburg, Solega, and Omiri.

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