The Pretitle of Progressitalia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.372 billion Progressitalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,509 Bullies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Reddy Toosevelt is wearing this season, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressitalia's national animal is the fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Progressitalia is ranked 2,318^th in the world and 120^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,419.37 pounds of wildlife per square mile.