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The People's Republic of Proletariat Oblasts

“For the revolution!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Jewish Cataism

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Proletariat Oblasts

Population624 million

Capital合肥市

CurrencyRouble
AnimalBear

The People's Republic of Proletariat Oblasts is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 624 million comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 合肥市. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Oblastian economy, worth 2.75 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 4,413 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proletariat Oblasts's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Proletariat Oblasts is ranked 145,931st in the world and 1st in Jewish Cataism for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 184.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Income Equality: 449thTop
5%
Most Secular: 5,694thSafest: 10,003rdTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 17,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,173rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Proletariat Oblasts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Proletariat Oblasts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Proletariat Oblasts, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.

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