The Federation of Protected landscapes of Estonia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 904 million Protected landscapes of Estonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Protected landscapes of Estonian economy, worth 51.0 trillion gambles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,382 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protected landscapes of Estonia's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Protected landscapes of Estonia is ranked 258,149^th in the world and 137^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Primitive, scoring -129.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.