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The Free Land of Protectistan

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Lazarus

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Protectistan

Population10.031 billion

Currencydogecoin
Animaltiger

The Free Land of Protectistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.031 billion Protectistanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Protectistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,351 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Emojis are the soul of wit, polite commuters on the Protectistan City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protectistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Protectistan is ranked 51,396th in the world and 568th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 873.0020801672 days.

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Best Weather: 3,934thMost Inclusive: 4,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,568thNicest Citizens: 5,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,213thHighest Food Quality: 6,515thMost Pacifist: 6,971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,483rdMost Influential: 8,157thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,321stHealthiest Citizens: 11,619thMost Developed: 13,026thSmartest Citizens: 13,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,105thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,420thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,175thHighest Economic Output: 21,460thMost Cultured: 21,595thMost Efficient Economies: 22,610thSafest: 23,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,212th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 165th in the regionBest Weather: 176th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 231st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 268th in the regionNicest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 305th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 334th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 364th in the regionMost Pacifist: 401st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 408th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 499th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 529th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 568th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 667th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 702nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 771st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 794th in the regionMost Developed: 801st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 809th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 862nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 894th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 925th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Protectistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Protectistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Protectistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Protectistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, polite commuters on the Protectistan City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Protectistan, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

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