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The República of Prusswitonsiakekingkailand

“Wait, where did Cuba go?” Ruben Padrón

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Coalition of Democratic Nations



Population10.581 billion

CapitalEl Torida
LeaderRuben Padrón


The República of Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ruben Padrón with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion Cabianans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Torida. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabianan economy, worth a remarkable 3,433 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,480 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", military spending is on the increase, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is ranked 212,281st in the world and 67th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 15 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199thLargest Black Market: 517thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,064thHighest Average Incomes: 1,643rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,787thLargest Governments: 3,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,539thHighest Economic Output: 3,790thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,171stMost Influential: 4,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,234thMost Cultured: 4,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,872ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,866thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,315thMost Armed: 7,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,122ndRudest Citizens: 8,321stMost Efficient Economies: 9,032ndMost Developed: 9,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,563rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,733rdSmartest Citizens: 14,392ndMost Stationary: 14,498thLowest Crime Rates: 16,504thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,344th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

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