“Wait, where did Cuba go?” Ruben Padrón
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Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: The Coalition of Democratic Nations
The República of Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ruben Padrón with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion Cabianans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Torida. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Cabianan economy, worth a remarkable 3,433 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,480 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", military spending is on the increase, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Dolmunean Interstellar Megacorp.
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's influence in The Coalition of Democratic Nations fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's influence in The Coalition of Democratic Nations rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Prusswitonsiakekingkailand, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Prusswitonsiakekingkailand, military spending is on the increase.
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand lodged a message on the The Coalition of Democratic Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Prusswitonsiakekingkailand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
- : Following new legislation in Prusswitonsiakekingkailand, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".