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The 5th Republic of Pryakane

“A flźndan prīkanh ī kānenh flandāth shāni stetar!” Aōtā Prīakenź Vutūlu

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Callista

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Pryakane

Population6.944 billion

CapitalPerkeraūa
LeaderAōtā Prīakenź Vutūlu

CurrencyPrya-Eouk
AnimalPryvholin

The 5th Republic of Pryakane is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aōtā Prīakenź Vutūlu with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.944 billion Prikenis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perkeraūa. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prikoni economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion Prya-Eouks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,325 Prya-Eouks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Pryakane's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the comic book series 'Aōtā Prīakenź Vutūlu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pryakane's national animal is the Pryvholin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pryakane is ranked 100,666th in the world and 17th in Callista for Most Stationary, with 432.53672317632 days.

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Most Cultured: 7,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,577thMost Developed: 7,732ndHighest Food Quality: 8,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,549thMost Inclusive: 8,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,815thMost Armed: 9,044thSmartest Citizens: 9,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,509thHealthiest Citizens: 10,184thLargest Governments: 10,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,430thNicest Citizens: 11,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,571stMost Secular: 13,894thMost Influential: 14,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,529thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,848thMost Efficient Economies: 17,936thHighest Average Incomes: 20,286thMost Income Equality: 21,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,121stMost Patriotic: 22,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,806thBest Weather: 24,654thHighest Economic Output: 27,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 28,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,974th
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pryakane's influence in Callista fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Pryakane's influence in Callista rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, the comic book series 'Aōtā Prīakenź Vutūlu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, much of Pryakane's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Pryakane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Pryakane, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.

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