The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Proselyte Cyril IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.951 billion Epsilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Epsilonian economy, worth 962 trillion Epsilonian Yurions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,402 Epsilonian Yurions, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The public transport system has been eliminated, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", "King Proselyte Cyril IV got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and children spout "Боже, благослови короля-прозелита и его славную золотую" involuntarily throughout the day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsiCorps's national animal is the Epsilonian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy ☦.

PsiCorps is ranked 118,727^th in the world and 1,837^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 154.25 cheeks per square mile.