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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia

“Absolute Freedom to the Masses”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Europe

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Puerto Thelosia

Population28.938 billion

CapitalSan Esperanza

Currencynyan
Animalwhooping veras

The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 28.938 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,339 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Puerto Thelosian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the government has been criticized for giving away Puerto Thelosia's territory to anyone who claims it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 6,985th in the world and 29th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 2,804.91464235348 days.

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Most Influential: 81stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,466thTop
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Best Weather: 3,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,477thLargest Populations: 4,963rdMost Cultured: 5,142ndHighest Food Quality: 6,721stMost Stationary: 6,985thHighest Economic Output: 7,079thMost Developed: 7,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,939thSmartest Citizens: 9,603rdMost Inclusive: 10,561stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,539thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,295thLargest Governments: 13,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,877thTop
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Nudest: 16,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,367thMost Devout: 28,519th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionNudest: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 95th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 139th in the regionMost Devout: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 173 » Imperium Anglorum, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, Feria-Alkaline, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, Chioganah, South St Maarten, Leszno, Belmoren, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Ausvelt, Chronus, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Savinecross, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, New Eestiball, Estonesia, and 123 others.Robbonia, Gliesetonia, Europe a Nation, Girvage, Rary, Arsenial, Gorzi, Konewa, The Templar Papal New State, The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, Balcem, Armbruster, Leranditale, Zaznia, HELLLLL, Scutarie, Scytharum, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Avalisk, Meropis, Kkorea, UGBK, Maanenland, Nigeriao Kingdom, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, The Greater Eastern Republic, Yourope, Slavatania, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Unidoria, Great Clucky, Nova Prussia, Iceagea, Guahih, Prydzopolis, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Lorissa, Lumermeyr, East Ase Palmars, Leistrona, Coque Borie Lethawik, Castlenburg, Icoland, Agatep, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, AnnaK, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Dullia, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Liberepublia, Stromia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Nordivia, Foudina, Granevia, Calicov, Elestansa, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Panorama Paradise, Makykay, Kanokla, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Salarnsia, New Vorarlberg, Scivonia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, The Deccan Federation, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Borstein, The Iron Khagnate, Astaraion, Hapsteld, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Nuweland, Saint Asperes, Drembler, New Rocland, Hunarskotlo, Aresetia, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Vientina, Teviar, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Montecrux, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Mancidonia, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Agausia, X Country, Lagene, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, Adhria, Westport and Holland, and The Serbian Imperial Federation.

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