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The Narcostate of Puetavisa

“Live, Laugh, Love.” Presidente Hannibal Guzmán

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Wolf Clan



Population7.003 billion

CapitalSan Prosperta
LeaderPresidente Hannibal Guzmán
FaithRed Catholicism


The Narcostate of Puetavisa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Presidente Hannibal Guzmán with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.003 billion Narcos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Prosperta. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,354 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Catholicism.

Puetavisa is ranked 240,773rd in the world and 131st in The Wolf Clan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.34 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,096thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,677thLargest Black Market: 2,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,082ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,099thMost Devout: 4,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,088thMost Avoided: 5,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,257thHighest Average Incomes: 7,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,621stLargest Retail Industry: 10,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,692ndFattest Citizens: 11,600thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,731stMost Efficient Economies: 14,882ndMost Conservative: 15,140thLargest Governments: 16,723rdMost Developed: 16,827thMost Authoritarian: 19,231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,636th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The God of Hmmm, Krimera, Gothic Vandelia, Serpenta, and The Socialist Republic of Astrakhan.

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