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The Fresh Prince of Puetavisa

“One party - one state.” Generalissimus Hannibal Soto

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Wolf Clan



Population3.734 billion

LeaderGeneralissimus Hannibal Soto
FaithRed Catholicism


The Fresh Prince of Puetavisa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimus Hannibal Soto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.734 billion comrades are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperta. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth 662 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,416 Wolfmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Puetavisa, comrades caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, Comrades are wondering where have all the flowers gone, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Red Catholicism.

Puetavisa is ranked 143,055th in the world and 58th in The Wolf Clan for Most Primitive, scoring -292.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,227thLargest Black Market: 2,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,050thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,212thLargest Mining Sector: 3,241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,280thMost Devout: 3,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,712thMost Avoided: 3,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,258thMost Conservative: 5,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,254thFattest Citizens: 6,613thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,055thMost Authoritarian: 8,486thLargest Retail Industry: 8,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,989thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,577th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Ataga-Chuuk, Wolffermania, Sagacis-legis, and Red Muninn.

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